I can’t believe it whenever I see all of these literal babies on their own smartphones and Apple tablets. When I was their age the only thing I would play with was an old goose beanie baby I dubbed Stinky Beak. He was deformed and I hated him and I tried to drown him several times.
Not to sound like a French orphan from the 1700s but as a 5yo I had a stale baguette end which was shaped slightly like a bird head. I called it goosey-duck and I loved it very much until I accidentally left it out in the rain and it drowned.
OP I think you’re my cosmic opposite and we need to duel or something.
This is like the beginning of Us
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